Hello folks.
I wont be posting photos of my third day in KL cause...nothing exciting happened. Other than the fact that I went A&W for breakfast. So we shall move along now.
I am rather lazy to write up a new article. Therefore, i shall just extract an archaic entry from my old site. Was written in 2006.
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