One of the best comedy websites that Singapore has ever created has to be stomp.com.sg. Honestly folks, i don't have to elaborate further. Just go ahead and laugh your head off.
F1 is in Singapore. I am not excited.
I get pissed when i wish to withdraw $20 from an ATM and it says instead,
"Unable to withdraw $20. Would you like to withdraw $50 instead?". Oh nono it did not run out of $10 bills folks, what it's really saying is,
"Just $20? You cheap bastard. Make it $50 instead and i'll flash your embarrassing bank balance abit longer for everybody to see."
For those office people who descend upon Tanjong Pagar MRT every morning, are you retarded? Stand on the left of the escalator if you wish to enjoy the scenery. If not, do not fucking stand on the right hand side. It is for people who are in a hurry and those who really need to pee.
Guitar hero on the Wii is strangely addictive.
I've ranted enough. For now.
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