Why Get Bored? - Bus Edition [extracted from www.stuffbyme.bravehost.com]

Folks, stuffbyme.bravehost.com was my old site. I figured if im lazy to get new content, i just steal from my old site. Bloody brilliant.

Ever hoped onto a bus, sat down and realised that it's going to be a long journey and you have no idea what on earth you are going to do? Sure, you can go to sleep, but it's so passe~~..everybody's doing it..why must you do the same? Why not be different?..Thats right!..Be different..Why not annoy the hell out of somebody..and have fun at the same time??
Here are some of the things you can do on a bus when you are seated:

• Wave to the people in the vehicles that passes your bus. Even better when a bus stops next to the bus you are in and everybody's looking glum. If they wave back, give them the.."sheesh..is he/she crazy or somthing?" look. If they give you that look..you pretend to sleep.
• Start talking to the person seated next to you, if they ignore you, say loudly, "I think you have shit on you face". That will sure get them talking...something.
• Start poking yourself.
• Rub your thigh, and when the person next to you gives you a weird/funny/"what the shit is she/he doing?" look, you stare at them and start licking your lips
• Pull the hair of the person in front of you. When they turn around, immeadiately stare at the person sitting next to you accusingly.
• Start talking to yourself.
• Start bouncing in your sit. Tell the person next to you that you're trying to flatten your big butt.
• Start touching the glass panickly, and yell.."We're trapped!!"
  

When you're standing...

• Pretend to pole dance with one of the poles.
• Place your fingers against one of the bell and block it entirely. When somebody tries to be polite and ask you to move cause they want to press..start pressing the bell like crazy.
• Walk up and down the aisle of the bus saying out loud.."I dropped my wallet.." while at the same time holding your wallet in full view of everybody in the bus.
• Keep mimicking the ez-link "beep" sound everytime someone stands up or sits down.
• Stare at the person sitting in front of you.
• Sway around even though the bus isnt turning or braking and make sounds like .."Woah!!"
  

Okay im tired.