Part II - Return of the Ridiculous Expectations

Here's part two.

Before I begin my next article, here’s a public service announcement.

Public Service Announcement: You bloody dimwits. If you are in a bus or a train, do not magically fall asleep if you see an old folk gingerly making his/her way down the aisle. Carry your shitty ass up and acknowledge the old fellows to sit at your sit (motioning them to sit on your lap is a big no-no fellows). It’s not that hard is it? You retarded donkeys…what are you so afraid off? Be a man (or a woman) god damn it and give up your seat

*Guys should try to let their GF know where and wat their doing all the time.. SO should their Girl..
- "hi…im wanking at the moment"…."hi sweety…im scratching my balls at the moment"…"hey sexy…im watching porn with the guys at the moment…what bout you?"…Like that?

*Guys should NEVER Flirt around too Much.. SG is too small...Everyone would know that ya a JErk..
Girls can gossip quite alot..
- Constant flirting does not translate to being a jerk. Constant screwing however, is a different story. Especially so after you told every girl that you screwed that she’s your true love.

*Guys DO CRY.. they haf feelings too.. But dun CRY to Often...Coz its NOT very manly.. Besides ya be known as a WIMP..
- Amen.


*Guys should never give excuses like
` - SOrry I fell asleep..
` - Sorry I was caught in a jam..
` - Sorry my hp went Low..
` - Opps.. I didn't know that..
` - Oh i forgot... - Bloody shitheads.
Girls should never give excuses such as
- I have a headache
- im having my period
Shit…at least we put a ‘sorry’ in front of our excuses.

*Guys should be DARING to meet ani of their GF's friends, relatives.. blah blah...
- I have no problems meeting the relatives. But the problem here you see is that erm…isn’t the 4th day of the relationship a wee bit too soon?

*Guys should never make their GF to beg for them to do this or that..
- oh come on…girls on their knees are sexy…( oh oh touchy touchy~)


*Guy should Learn to behave themselves at times..
- Hmmm. No.

*Guys should always FEEL like a girl when guys r wif their GF.. Girls like guys who can be their bestfriend too.. Understanding.. etc..
- What the? I outta slap this blubbering donkey-ish writer. I’ll try to implement this rule here when the next girl I date is having her period ait? “OH MY goodness!. MY balls are bleeding!”. Im feeling like a girl alright.

*Guys. when ur gf say i love u truly. they reali mean it..
- DO take note guys. When your gfs say ‘I love you truly’, they really mean it. So if they’re just saying ‘I love you’, they’re just screwing with you.

Tsk.